Joke Time 2

NA-MI-MISS MO NA BA ANG “PINAS”?
(a collection of Pinoy humor)

1. On a wall in La Loma Street, a sign says “Huli ihi, putol titi”.
2. A PLDT sign reads: “SLOW MEN AT WORK”
3. Welcome to the Philippines - “The only Catholic Country in Asia” and directly underneath that sign: “BEWARE OF PICKPOCKETS”.
4. Along a highway in Pampanga: “We Make Modern and Antique Furniture”.
5. On a building in Cebu, Atty. Domingo Carriedo “Notary Public ,
Tumatanggap din ho ng labada tuwing Linggo”.
6. A flower shop sign near U.P. Diliman: “Petal Attraction”.
7. In a self-service restaurant in Cebu: “Please help our comfort room clean.”
8. In a Baguio grocery: “Fresh Frozen Chicken Sold Here”
9. In Cubao: “None ID Nothing Entry.”
10. In a parking lot: “Taxi and outside cars not allowed.”
11. In a convent: “2nd Floor Upstairs”
12. At a construction Site: “Erection going on.”
13. Office clinic in Sta. Cruz: “Dr. Sakin A. Morge, M.D.”
14. Along Paco: “Mabuhay Funeral Parlor”
15. Along Luneta Boulevard: “BAWAL TUMAE SA BULEVARD”
16. On Jeepney and Bus signs: “Before pay, tell where get the on before get the off”
17. “Full string to stop driver.”
18. “God knows Hudas not pay”
19. On a Flower shop in Rizal Avenue: “We sell artificial fresh flowers.”
20. On a delivery truck: “NOT FOR HERE”
21. On Window of a restaurant in Baguio: “Wanted: Boy Waitress”
22. In Chinatown and Greenhills: “Le Cheng Tea House”
23. In a restaurant: “DETH’S EATERY”
24. On a street in San Juan: “Bawal magtapon ng binalot ng tae rito.”
25. A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies’ C.R. in a university “Please don’t sit like a frog, sit like a queen.”
26. At a men’s comfort room, above a urinal - “Hawak mo ang kinabukasan ng bayan.”
27. On a truck - “Kung nababasa mo to, panautot ako maaamoy mo.”
28. Tag in Divisoria which says: Ponkan for sale at P5.00 per each.”
29. At a construction site in Mandaluyong - “BAWAL OMEHI DITO. ANG MAHOLI BOG-BOG.”
30. Sa may entrance ng St. Anthony School sa Singalong, ” NO PARKING THE DRIVEWAY”
31. Vacant lot neat Makati Avenue: “DON’T PARKING.”
32. At an eatry in Cebu: “we hab sopdrink in can and in BATOL”